I just took the Myers Briggs personality test and here are the results


Portrait of the Champion (eNFp)

The Champion Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in accomplishing their aims, and informative and extraverted when relating with others. For Champions, nothing occurs which does not have some deep ethical significance, and this, coupled with their uncanny sense of the motivations of others, gives them a talent for seeing life as an exciting drama, pregnant with possibilities for both good and evil. This type is found in only about 3 percent of the general population, but they have great influence because of their extraordinary impact on others. Champions are inclined to go everywhere and look into everything that has to do with the advance of good and the retreat of evil in the world. They can't bear to miss out on what is going on around them; they must experience, first hand, all the significant social events that affect our lives. And then they are eager to relate the stories they've uncovered, hoping to disclose the "truth" of people and issues, and to advocate causes. This strong drive to unveil current events can make them tireless in conversing with others, like fountains that bubble and splash, spilling over their own words to get it all out.
Champions consider intense emotional experiences as being vital to a full life, although they can never quite shake the feeling that a part of themselves is split off, uninvolved in the experience. Thus, while they strive for emotional congruency, they often see themselves in some danger of losing touch with their real feelings, which eNFps possess in a wide range and variety. In the same vein, eNFps strive toward a kind of spontaneous personal authenticity, and this intention always to "be themselves" is usually communicated nonverbally to others, who find it quite attractive. All too often, however, eNFps fall short in their efforts to be authentic, and they tend to heap coals of fire on themselves, berating themselves for the slightest self-conscious role-playing.

Hmmm! proof postive that I am in fact a most wonderful human being.
If you'd like more info on the type of person who you be and maybe who your perfect marriage type is be (according to this online test anyway) follow the sexy tentacle at the top of this post

Signed,
I told you so

This was forwarded to my by Mr. Mica P. who happens to be the only person to have signed my guest book (hint, hint). I thought it was cute so I'm posting it here... you will read it or die MOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!


TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE
LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize
cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They
always catch
the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a
tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same
time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is
Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a
tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a
few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that
held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on
the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the
fiber, not the
toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can
do while you're
down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes
alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

You ever get the feeling you’re being stalked by creepy ex-girlfriends? No? Oh ok. I guess it’s just me then. Now break out your decoders young readers tonight’s secret message is: I am a magical man full of sunshine and flowers. The first to decipher it must meet me at the usual meeting point at the usual time. Psst… watch out for redheads….

Signed,
Quit lookin’ at me with those shifty eyes!

GODDAMMMIT!!!! I just read the last three posts’ I've made here and DAMN!!! They are so pretentious. What the hell is wrong with me, maybe I haven’t been drinking enough. I haven’t had a tall glass of bourbon and soda in like ohmagawd forever. Big B (formerly Queen B 'til she annoyed me with that "you're a Goth" crap) was nice enough to invite me over for drinks with her and her dead boy but I was too tired to actually hang and drink, so that don't count. I need booze and then I will chill, chill, chill niggah! I LOVE OBI WAN! I AM OBI WAN! OH YES! DEAR GOD I AM I OBI WAN! OH SUCH OBI WAN SHALL I AM!!!! Ok that was kinda pretentious too wasn't it DAMMIT!!!!

Signed,
Master Bour Ben Melikey