Bwahaha! The comedy just doesn't stop does it?!

There's like a strip or two in between this and the last but I don't have the digital file so I'd have to go in and scan in the original "artwork" (using that term feels like a stretch at best), then I'd have to go and make the word balloons and stuff and junk and blah, blah, blah and that would entail that I like stand up and use my legs and stuff so I'm not gonna do that right now. And wow this is old. That's from 2006. Needless to say, that ditzy girlfriend doesn't exist in my life any more but there's still some pretty funny stories that need to be told from that era but then  I don't have the digital file so I'd have to go in and scan in the original "artwork" (using that term feels like a stretch at best), then I'd have to go and make the word balloons and stuff and junk and blah, blah, blah and that would entail that I like stand up and use my legs and stuff so I'm not gonna do that right now....

The first strip I did for "Carny". It's also the first strip in the "cave dweller" story arc which featured a ditzy girlfriend, a capitalistic ghost of enlightenment, a creature from beyond space and time that dwells in the toilet and other day to day events. My real life is nowhere near as interesting as this strip but then again I'm not a stick figure with a backspace key attached to my mouth.

Anyway, I'll publish those old strips eventually but right now I'ma focus on getting some new up. I'd like to add that none of these strips are based on real world events nor are they a verbatim snapshot of my life at the moment... they're more like bad drug trips that are loosely inspired by stuff that might or might not have happened. I'm just adding this bit to avoid getting as much hate mail as I think I'll get in the next few days... hee hee, bring it on.

I'm back! I plan on using this journal for professional post and such. I dunno. I'll figure this out later. This is really just a test post.

Well, it's time to say goodbye to this old blog... sorta. This entry marks the last peronal entry on this site. I've moved over to the LiveJournal community, but worry not dear readers; this page will remain active. In the next few months you'll witness the transformation of this blog into something which will be more suited to it's original intention; that of a professional journal. All my entry's will remain, mostly cause I'm too lazy to transfer them to LJ, but also in case anyone wants to read them (namely me). That's it guys. Been a pleasure, be sure to visit my Livejournal for more updates in my crazy life.

Signed,
Seeya soon lover's

This is by far one of the funniest things I've seen since "find the spam". Please go there and visit "The really big button that doesn't do anything"

Signed,
I'm serious! this is funny

OOPS! My head just exploded!

-That is all... you may now return to your mundane life, spent surfing through blogs.

And now I present to you, dear ladies and gentlemen of the jury, proof positive that computers are in fact soulless creatures.

Exhibit A: My favorite Depeche Mode song ruined by mechanization

Exhibit B: I rest my case

For more examples of pure musical heresies go to http://dictionaraoke.mirrors.gweep.net/

Signed,
OH! Such evil have I witnessed dear lord!

Oh woeful wench of woeful wenchieness! Creepy ex, you dare encroach upon my fortress of intellect. I fled from you oh Ms. “I won’t wash my poonanie for over two weeks”. I fled and ran and rejoiced but now you have returned to tarnish my new found enclave with buttered fish scents and ravenous demands for “More fist! More fist!” I will deal with your self centered jibber-jabber with the patient and steady handed viciousness of a rabbi at a bris. Oh yes I shall slice your excessive familiarity away then toast my victory with an overflowing bottle of… “Formula 40 O.E.” ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!?

Signed,
True greatness is often marred by details